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Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by GothicbunnyxC (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)
Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 9:24am - work - by Dlord357 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 9:24am - work - by Dlord357 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
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On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States
Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States
Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States
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