About roeallen : Why hello there, well I suppose that since you are here, you are looking for a few details! Well, I will try my best to appease to your weird desires ;)
1) I am seventeen years of age, so not quite legal...yet.
2) I currently attend highschool, and plan to attend university next year.
3) I am not a Grammar Nazi, but can be quite vocal about idiotic spelling mistakes in special circumstances.
4) I can be very stubborn when I believe in something, and will not back down unless I am defeated into humiliation or by logical reason.
5) I am a ginger, and quite proud of it!
Well that about sums it up. If you are ever looking for more information, or a converstation, message me and I MIGHT message back, or not :3
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Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML
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On 01/11/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
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On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -
Today, I had to explain to my friend why it's inappropriate to conduct a phone conversation while simultaneously eating a bagel, listening to music, and taking a shit. FML
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On 01/09/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML
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On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia
Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 3:03pm - intimacy - by Olive14 - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my toddler stood up in the shopping cart and fell giving himself a black eye. Later while at a restaurant he tried to stand up in his highchair. I quickly blurted out "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. Now the waiter wont stop glaring at me. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 4:26am - health - by shit (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)
Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML
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On 11/25/2010 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa
Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After about minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML
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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
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On 11/08/2010 at 1:07am - animals - by yay! - United States (Arizona)
Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML
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On 10/31/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
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