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About roeallen : Why hello there, well I suppose that since you are here, you are looking for a few details! Well, I will try my best to appease to your weird desires ;)
1) I am seventeen years of age, so not quite legal...yet.
2) I currently attend highschool, and plan to attend university next year.
3) I am not a Grammar Nazi, but can be quite vocal about idiotic spelling mistakes in special circumstances.
4) I can be very stubborn when I believe in something, and will not back down unless I am defeated into humiliation or by logical reason.
5) I am a ginger, and quite proud of it!
Well that about sums it up. If you are ever looking for more information, or a converstation, message me and I MIGHT message back, or not :3
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Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML
Today, my toddler stood up in the shopping cart and fell giving himself a black eye. Later while at a restaurant he tried to stand up in his highchair. I quickly blurted out "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. Now the waiter wont stop glaring at me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML
Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After about minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML
Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML