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  • Beginner

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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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  • Picture this FML

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    42%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    40%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    52%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    24%
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    21%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    13%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    16%
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Roeallen's favorite FMLs

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

By lamb-chop / Tuesday 2 December 2008 06:32 / France

Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML

By tongue tied / Monday 11 February 2013 08:57 / United States - Meadville

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

By adieuvelib / Saturday 15 October 2011 01:53 / France

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

By MLGreco / Friday 14 October 2011 16:11 / United States

Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 20 September 2011 21:25 / Canada