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rockwrench

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 737
  • Number of comments : 270
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rockwrench : Actually I have a few acers with chickens and a cow. Talk about eating up you time. Like having fresh eggs. So I live way outside of Tacoma. Hobbies are car racing and weekends with friends. FML is a great pass time. Think I spend to much time here. I say what I think. So if offended, oh well. Want to know more, just ask. I won't bite, maybe.

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Visits<b>ginnylin</b> - 14 hours ago<b>hard_candy</b> - yesterday at 2:57am<b>AkBunny907</b> - yesterday at 6:12pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 4:57pm<b>heyitslogan</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 3:21am<b>echarlotte</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 4:40pm<b>kandysnow</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 5:59pm<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 6:38pm<b>Atomic69</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:50pm<b>ImaginaryPerson</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:25am<b>MrConcise</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:36am<b>Alicimo</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:33am<b>jozhe</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:22am<b>Zoraizasif9</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:41am<b>Lockerch</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 6:37am<b>Keeper892</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 1:33am<b>sophiac87</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 9:14pm<b>vikky538</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 7:10pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 5:59pm<b>potionowl</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 7:11pm<b>failedgamer01</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:17pm<b>llamaaduckk</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 9:08am<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 10:35am<b>xsydneyx123</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 4:02pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 8:42am<b>psshhh</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 8:50pm<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 7:31pm<b>madnessking</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:43pm<b>DamnBailie</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 9:50pm<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 2:40am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 7:52pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 5:15am<b>sammberr</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 1:54pm<b>saffy66</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 9:27am

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rockwrench's favorite FMLs

Today, on my second day at my new job, a customer called my manager with a complaint about me. He said I put the cheese "upside down" on his sandwich, and that made it taste bad. FML

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

#21450116
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16032) - you deserved it (1343)

On 07/31/2015 at 4:48pm - misc - by smf_ds - Portugal (Porto)

Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML

#21449647
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20854) - you deserved it (1493)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm - kids - by Lonely School Kid - Canada

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

#21449629
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18228) - you deserved it (1531)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:04pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out "hello" had turned into a date. FML

#21449387
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22595) - you deserved it (1877)

On 07/30/2015 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for smiling and laughing too much. Last week, he reprimanded me for not smiling and laughing enough. FML

#21449263
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21903) - you deserved it (1454)

On 07/29/2015 at 10:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, at a baseball game, I smiled and waved at the little girl in front of me. She cried. FML

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

#21448563
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25124) - you deserved it (3137)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm - misc - by Oopsie - United States (Vermont)

Today, I got the last clean bowl out of the cupboard for a bowl of cereal. After I had finished, my family asked me if I had cleaned it first. It turns out that that specific bowl is apparently the dog's, and everyone just puts it back after feeding him. FML

#21447917
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24217) - you deserved it (4751)

On 07/27/2015 at 5:25am - misc - by NoOrdinaryNZer - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML

#21446059
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24762) - you deserved it (2459)

On 07/23/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Ma_Nikka (woman) - United States (California)

Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML

#21446038
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20838) - you deserved it (2683)

On 07/23/2015 at 2:28pm - animals - by killjoyx - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML

#21445902
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27582) - you deserved it (1644)

On 07/23/2015 at 9:05am - animals - by dirtbikeguy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML

#21445449
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16042) - you deserved it (23500)

On 07/22/2015 at 12:21pm - health - by Anonypiss (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

#21445392
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25521) - you deserved it (3112)

On 07/22/2015 at 7:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML

#21445292
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24394) - you deserved it (1948)

On 07/22/2015 at 12:58am - kids - by okay - United States (Georgia)



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