About rockwrench : Actually I have a few acers with chickens and a cow. Talk about eating up you time. Like having fresh eggs. So I live way outside of Tacoma. Hobbies are car racing and weekends with friends. FML is a great pass time. Think I spend to much time here. I say what I think. So if offended, oh well. Want to know more, just ask. I won't bite, maybe.
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Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML
by Really / 01/15/2016 at 11:25am / United States (Montana) / Love
by sharee / 12/19/2015 at 3:51pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by hating my life / 11/26/2015 at 2:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized why "Stay off the grass" signs were all over campus. I cut through the grass on my way to my next class and tripped over a sprinkler head, breaking it off and soaking myself in muddy water. I had to sit through a 4-hour lecture with wet, muddy clothes. FML
by clumsy / 11/26/2015 at 12:35am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/06/2015 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by areyoukiddingme / 10/01/2015 at 1:56am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I was supposed to start my new job. I had forgotten I had a doctor's appointment, so I called work early and told them I wouldn't be able to start until tomorrow. My boss then terminated my employment. I got fired before I even started. FML
by No Job / 09/30/2015 at 9:42pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/30/2015 at 11:08am / United Kingdom (Renfrewshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/28/2015 at 3:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by fuck no / 08/22/2015 at 6:18am / India (Kerala) / Intimacy
Today, my coworker called me a liar when I said I've been to New York. This is the same psycho who honestly expects me to believe that she and Brad Pitt have a "thing" and that he secretly communicates with her through interviews on TV. FML
by Anonymous / 08/22/2015 at 1:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Brooke / 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister offered me a couple doughnuts she bought recently. Thinking she was just being nice, I went ahead and started eating, and was met with the most horrid taste I've ever experienced. Turns out her "recently" was two weeks ago. FML
by Anonymous / 08/07/2015 at 5:18pm / United Kingdom (Plymouth) / Miscellaneous
by LexiD19 / 07/31/2015 at 6:56pm / United States (South Carolina) / Work
by smf_ds / 07/31/2015 at 4:48pm / Portugal (Porto) / Miscellaneous
- Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided…