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rockwrench

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 812
  • Number of comments : 277
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rockwrench : Actually I have a few acers with chickens and a cow. Talk about eating up you time. Like having fresh eggs. So I live way outside of Tacoma. Hobbies are car racing and weekends with friends. FML is a great pass time. Think I spend to much time here. I say what I think. So if offended, oh well. Want to know more, just ask. I won't bite, maybe.

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Visits<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 12:37am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 1:53pm<b>MrsPegg</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 2:18am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 9:37pm<b>kaylabunny1999</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 8:08pm<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 12:05am<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 4:46pm<b>LibertyLife20</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 1:26pm<b>hammerhead2015</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 3:57am<b>elohnah</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 2:56am<b>SauceySarah</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 11:07pm<b>JonRom</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 10:50pm<b>edenxero</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 2:50am<b>kimmikoko23</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 10:49pm<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 7:24pm<b>kendalbear</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 9:07am<b>sarah2144</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 3:09am<b>ginnylin</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 8:29pm

Fucked!<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 6:37am<b>MrsPegg</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 8:18am<b>elohnah</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 9:14pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 5:59pm<b>potionowl</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 7:11pm<b>failedgamer01</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:17pm<b>llamaaduckk</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 9:08am<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 10:35am<b>xsydneyx123</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 4:02pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 8:42am<b>psshhh</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 8:50pm<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 7:31pm<b>madnessking</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:43pm<b>DamnBailie</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 9:50pm<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 2:40am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 7:52pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 5:15am<b>sammberr</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 1:54pm

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rockwrench's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend uninvited to me a party because she said her ex would be there, and since she hasn't told him about us, she didn't want him getting upset. FML

#21461601
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17864) - you deserved it (1637)

On 08/28/2015 at 3:21am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML

#21459209
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19606) - you deserved it (6949)

On 08/22/2015 at 6:18am - intimacy - by fuck no (woman) - India (Kerala)

Today, my coworker called me a liar when I said I've been to New York. This is the same psycho who honestly expects me to believe that she and Brad Pitt have a "thing" and that he secretly communicates with her through interviews on TV. FML

#21459151
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23548) - you deserved it (1546)

On 08/22/2015 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML

#21455978
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23141) - you deserved it (1939)

On 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm - misc - by Brooke (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my sister offered me a couple doughnuts she bought recently. Thinking she was just being nice, I went ahead and started eating, and was met with the most horrid taste I've ever experienced. Turns out her "recently" was two weeks ago. FML

#21453223
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21427) - you deserved it (1949)

On 08/07/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, on my second day at my new job, a customer called my manager with a complaint about me. He said I put the cheese "upside down" on his sandwich, and that made it taste bad. FML

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

#21450116
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22818) - you deserved it (1992)

On 07/31/2015 at 4:48pm - misc - by smf_ds - Portugal (Porto)

Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML

#21449647
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25387) - you deserved it (1740)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm - kids - by Lonely School Kid - Canada

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

#21449629
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21860) - you deserved it (1816)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:04pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out "hello" had turned into a date. FML

#21449387
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25036) - you deserved it (2052)

On 07/30/2015 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for smiling and laughing too much. Last week, he reprimanded me for not smiling and laughing enough. FML

#21449263
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24893) - you deserved it (1717)

On 07/29/2015 at 10:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, at a baseball game, I smiled and waved at the little girl in front of me. She cried. FML

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

#21448563
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26765) - you deserved it (3248)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm - misc - by Oopsie - United States (Vermont)

Today, I got the last clean bowl out of the cupboard for a bowl of cereal. After I had finished, my family asked me if I had cleaned it first. It turns out that that specific bowl is apparently the dog's, and everyone just puts it back after feeding him. FML

#21447917
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25134) - you deserved it (4860)

On 07/27/2015 at 5:25am - misc - by NoOrdinaryNZer - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML

#21446059
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25649) - you deserved it (2642)

On 07/23/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Ma_Nikka (woman) - United States (California)



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