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rockwrench

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rockwrench

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1095
  • Number of comments : 286
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rockwrench : Actually I have a few acers with chickens and a cow. Talk about eating up you time. Like having fresh eggs. So I live way outside of Tacoma. Hobbies are car racing and weekends with friends. FML is a great pass time. Think I spend to much time here. I say what I think. So if offended, oh well. Want to know more, just ask. I won't bite, maybe.

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Visits<b>QueenBii</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 12:45am<b>914smv</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 5:16pm<b>SexyCheeksIzKool</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 12:32am<b>awesomeamandas</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 1:33pm<b>noellebelle626</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 10:35am<b>ks92</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 11:05am<b>shadow1248</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 12:23am<b>onibatty</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 4:29am<b>CaTBuG_720</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 5:07pm<b>KILJOY310</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 6:54am<b>hardcorefan16</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 6:43pm<b>themysteriousfox</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 4:01pm<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 5:40pm<b>mineller</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 4:44pm<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 10:58am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 4:20pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 9:12pm<b>mld4657</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 2:24am

Fucked!<b>MrsPegg</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 8:18am<b>elohnah</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 9:14pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 5:59pm<b>potionowl</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 7:11pm<b>failedgamer01</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:17pm<b>llamaaduckk</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 9:08am<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 10:35am<b>xsydneyx123</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 4:02pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 8:42am<b>psshhh</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 8:50pm<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 7:31pm<b>madnessking</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:43pm<b>DamnBailie</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 9:50pm<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 2:40am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 7:52pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 5:15am<b>sammberr</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 1:54pm<b>saffy66</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 9:27am

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rockwrench's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML

#21515551
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23210) - you deserved it (1283)

On 01/15/2016 at 11:25am - love - by Really (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my father-in-law asked me if I have breast implants in front of the whole family for the third time this month. FML

#21505543
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23256) - you deserved it (1849)

On 12/19/2015 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by sharee - United States (Utah)

Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML

#21496938
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20452) - you deserved it (7045)

On 11/26/2015 at 2:57am - misc - by hating my life - United States

Today, I realized why "Stay off the grass" signs were all over campus. I cut through the grass on my way to my next class and tripped over a sprinkler head, breaking it off and soaking myself in muddy water. I had to sit through a 4-hour lecture with wet, muddy clothes. FML

#21496891
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11684) - you deserved it (27914)

On 11/26/2015 at 12:35am - misc - by clumsy - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

#21476750
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26988) - you deserved it (3172)

On 10/06/2015 at 7:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I met my boyfriend's other girlfriend. She then informed me that he has a wife, and that they have an open relationship. Thanks for keeping me in the loop, honey. FML

#21474867
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26696) - you deserved it (2303)

On 10/01/2015 at 1:56am - love - by areyoukiddingme - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was supposed to start my new job. I had forgotten I had a doctor's appointment, so I called work early and told them I wouldn't be able to start until tomorrow. My boss then terminated my employment. I got fired before I even started. FML

#21474765
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12626) - you deserved it (28610)

On 09/30/2015 at 9:42pm - work - by No Job - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

#21474557
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24335) - you deserved it (2428)

On 09/30/2015 at 11:08am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, my girlfriend uninvited to me a party because she said her ex would be there, and since she hasn't told him about us, she didn't want him getting upset. FML

#21461601
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27164) - you deserved it (2708)

On 08/28/2015 at 3:21am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML

#21459209
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24560) - you deserved it (7688)

On 08/22/2015 at 6:18am - intimacy - by fuck no (woman) - India (Kerala)

Today, my coworker called me a liar when I said I've been to New York. This is the same psycho who honestly expects me to believe that she and Brad Pitt have a "thing" and that he secretly communicates with her through interviews on TV. FML

#21459151
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25122) - you deserved it (1699)

On 08/22/2015 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML

#21455978
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24236) - you deserved it (2212)

On 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm - misc - by Brooke (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my sister offered me a couple doughnuts she bought recently. Thinking she was just being nice, I went ahead and started eating, and was met with the most horrid taste I've ever experienced. Turns out her "recently" was two weeks ago. FML

#21453223
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22238) - you deserved it (2030)

On 08/07/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, on my second day at my new job, a customer called my manager with a complaint about me. He said I put the cheese "upside down" on his sandwich, and that made it taste bad. FML

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

#21450116
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (2057)

On 07/31/2015 at 4:48pm - misc - by smf_ds - Portugal (Porto)



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