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About rockwrench : Actually I have a few acers with chickens and a cow. Talk about eating up you time. Like having fresh eggs. So I live way outside of Tacoma. Hobbies are car racing and weekends with friends. FML is a great pass time. Think I spend to much time here. I say what I think. So if offended, oh well. Want to know more, just ask. I won't bite, maybe.
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Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML
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Today, my coworker called me a liar when I said I've been to New York. This is the same psycho who honestly expects me to believe that she and Brad Pitt have a "thing" and that he secretly communicates with her through interviews on TV. FML
Today, my sister offered me a couple doughnuts she bought recently. Thinking she was just being nice, I went ahead and started eating, and was met with the most horrid taste I've ever experienced. Turns out her "recently" was two weeks ago. FML
Friday 12 February 2016