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rockgirl7
  • Town/Country : Cairo, Egypt
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 December 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 432
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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On 10/18/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML

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On 09/06/2011 at 9:17am - misc - by ss - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

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230 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML

#17444868
178 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm - money - by Musicfan - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

#17390197
214 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

#17301122
158 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm - kids - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

#17294808
223 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 3:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

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246 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML

#15161095
141 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML

#14587697
100 comments

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On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the guy I liked how I felt by making him a mixed CD. Confident, I gave it to him. After class, I went to the trash can to throw some paper away. I saw my mixed CD in the trash. FML

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138 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my mom why she decided to be a parent. She replied, in all seriousness, "Everyone else was doing it." FML

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87 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 8:57pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was cutting the grass on my riding mower. I spent a good 3 hours working on it. When I finished, I got off and went to take a look. It looked the same as when I started. I then realized that I hadn't lowered the mower part. I spent 3 hours just driving around. FML

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155 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 4:48pm - misc - by Dumbfounded - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML

#9068483
115 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 6:50am - misc - by Hatty (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Tiger TV, our high school's monthly TV program which was shown at lunch today. I was being interviewed and at one point the reporter made me laugh. I have a goose laugh so everyone in the lunch room started laughing. Then they played it in slow motion. Twice. FML

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On 12/12/2009 at 12:26pm - misc - by Goosey (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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