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Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
by chapstick / 01/08/2014 at 10:23pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/27/2013 at 3:21am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Geek
by Anonymous / 08/08/2013 at 7:10am / Latvia (Jelgavas) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm / Belgium (West-Vlaanderen) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 07/24/2013 at 9:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML
by Anonymous / 07/24/2013 at 12:36pm / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
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