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by Anonymous / 07/08/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 2:01pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 1:01pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 12:41pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 12:40pm / Canada (Prince Edward Island) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 9:48am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by LonelyShowers / 07/04/2012 at 1:36am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/03/2012 at 7:50pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
by Jenna / 07/03/2012 at 7:20pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love
Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML
by BunniesOnAcid / 07/03/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML
by thanksdad / 07/02/2012 at 9:20pm / United States (Oregon) / Transportation
Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML
by Sh*t / 07/02/2012 at 5:17pm / Venezuela (Distrito Federal) / Kids
Today, I was at the airport and I offered to help an elderly man carry his golf clubs. Apparently, I sounded sarcastic and condescending, because he started screaming at me about etiquette and manners in front of the entire airport. FML
by JDBigDawg / 07/02/2012 at 3:23am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by FuckYou / 07/02/2012 at 2:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother-in-law said I wasn't the type she expected her son to marry, as he's always dated cheerleaders and model types. I must have looked offended, so she added, "I mean they weren't smart like you." So, I might be smart but I'm the ugliest girl my husband has ever been with. FML
by Anonymous / 07/02/2012 at 1:47am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me… Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and… Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I…