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About rhaemese : Well hi there. Oh. You weren't taking to me?.... Oh well.... Yeah.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML