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by Dumbass / 06/20/2009 at 2:01am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 7:24am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…