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rhaemese
  • Town/Country : Pensacola, America
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  • Number of visits : 979
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rhaemese : Well hi there. Oh. You weren't taking to me?.... Oh well.... Yeah.

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Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML

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