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by anonymous / 03/19/2010 at 12:11am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
by oopsies / 01/07/2010 at 8:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
by Anonymous / 12/16/2009 at 7:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, after spending 20 minutes every day working on my abs for the last month and feeling pretty good about how they were looking, I received the first comment about them. A girl poked them and said 'squish'. FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2009 at 10:51am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by joshinbaltimore / 03/22/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by EPICfml. / 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by buddy / 01/26/2009 at 9:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by bex / 01/07/2009 at 10:42am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her… Today, I was at the lake watching a romantic sunset with my boyfriend. He tenderly started touching… Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching…