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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 March 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About rekege : 20yo Swede.

I have someone who makes me smile. :)

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Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18353) - you deserved it (23072)

On 03/19/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25061) - you deserved it (5029)

On 01/07/2010 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by oopsies (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36822) - you deserved it (3630)

On 12/16/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after spending 20 minutes every day working on my abs for the last month and feeling pretty good about how they were looking, I received the first comment about them. A girl poked them and said 'squish'. FML

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML


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On 04/01/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (75397) - you deserved it (24693)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by joshinbaltimore (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (88461) - you deserved it (13043)

On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46061) - you deserved it (10916)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22967) - you deserved it (1976)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by bex - United States (New Jersey)

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