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Today, I got stuck in a small elevator. It started to violently judder up and down after I pressed the 'Help' buzzer. The man on the intercom wouldn't stop laughing at how my voice was jumpy from the juddering movements before he called for help. FML
by stuckinalift / 02/17/2011 at 8:31pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that the mysterious yellow mould that won't come off my apartment floor is in fact the remains of a condom my room-mate used when she was f*cking her boyfriend in my bed. Afterwards, she apparently threw it on the floor and let it lie there. For three weeks. FML
by Faluna / 02/17/2011 at 4:27pm / Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan) / Intimacy
by fmylife117 / 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
by Whatever479 / 02/17/2011 at 12:29pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Health
by Lovenem / 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/16/2011 at 12:03pm / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/16/2011 at 10:47am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 9:26pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by LoveMyNewBro / 01/04/2011 at 5:56am / Intimacy
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
by phonesage / 12/13/2010 at 3:29pm / United States (Nebraska) / Love
by Wisconsin love / 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2010 at 9:57am / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/27/2010 at 12:57am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
by cartrouble / 11/24/2010 at 10:52pm / United States (North Dakota) / Transportation