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  • Number of visits : 2135
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML

#19484170
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26806) - you deserved it (3840)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by blocked_by_fire (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

#19484156
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35490) - you deserved it (2276)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

#19483512
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29804) - you deserved it (2306)

On 04/17/2012 at 10:54am - love - by unloved (woman) - United States

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

#19482907
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24873) - you deserved it (3501)

On 04/17/2012 at 6:52am - misc - by Wrongword - China (Shanghai)

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

#19482788
281 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML

#19482686
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10230) - you deserved it (33968)

On 04/17/2012 at 4:29am - love - by OL2R - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML

#19481808
95 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 11:47pm - animals - by booearns (woman) - United States

Today, the closest I got to a vacation was the smell of my new towels, because they remind me of a hotel. FML

#19481018
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15910) - you deserved it (2025)

On 04/16/2012 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML

#19480957
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22297) - you deserved it (6590)

On 04/16/2012 at 9:59pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my fiancée informed me she'd invited her ex-husband to our wedding at her parents' request. FML

#19480512
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22325) - you deserved it (1725)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:57pm - love - by Tony (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML

#19479496
262 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by orangechicken (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in the car with my daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

#19478782
166 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by DJ Clitter (man) - United States

Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML

#19478625
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23214) - you deserved it (1721)

On 04/16/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by Rebecca - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML

#19478147
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20509) - you deserved it (2231)

On 04/16/2012 at 11:52am - health - by fhe - Puerto Rico

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

#19477663
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24565) - you deserved it (2925)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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