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by Jason199615 / 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by unloved / 04/17/2012 at 10:54am / United States / Love
by Wrongword / 04/17/2012 at 6:52am / China (Shanghai) / Miscellaneous
by SeeingLlamas / 04/17/2012 at 5:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by OL2R / 04/17/2012 at 4:29am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML
by booearns / 04/16/2012 at 11:47pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 10:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 9:59pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by Tony / 04/16/2012 at 8:57pm / United States / Love
Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML
by orangechicken / 04/16/2012 at 6:00pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I was in the car with my daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML
by DJ Clitter / 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm / United States / Transportation
Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML
by Rebecca / 04/16/2012 at 2:49pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML
by fhe / 04/16/2012 at 11:52am / Puerto Rico / Health
by Anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 8:38am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by oface13 / 04/16/2012 at 4:12am / United States / Intimacy