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by Jason199615 / 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by unloved / 04/17/2012 at 10:54am / United States / Love
by Wrongword / 04/17/2012 at 6:52am / China (Shanghai) / Miscellaneous
by SeeingLlamas / 04/17/2012 at 5:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by OL2R / 04/17/2012 at 4:29am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML
by booearns / 04/16/2012 at 11:47pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 10:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 9:59pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by Tony / 04/16/2012 at 8:57pm / United States / Love
Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML
by orangechicken / 04/16/2012 at 6:00pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I was in the car with my daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML
by DJ Clitter / 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm / United States / Transportation
Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML
by Rebecca / 04/16/2012 at 2:49pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML
by fhe / 04/16/2012 at 11:52am / Puerto Rico / Health
by Anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 8:38am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by oface13 / 04/16/2012 at 4:12am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus.… Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his… Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend. I told her that I loved her. She asked…
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long…