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by Dave / 04/23/2012 at 9:22am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by hoggypig / 04/23/2012 at 9:00am / Miscellaneous
by leprechaun23 / 04/23/2012 at 12:21am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
by gottalovefriends / 04/23/2012 at 12:04am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
by AngryLittleMan / 04/22/2012 at 11:00pm / United States / Transportation
by whirlednews / 04/22/2012 at 10:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Gitana / 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm / Spain (Navarra) / Miscellaneous
by Coquette / 04/22/2012 at 2:14pm / United States / Love
by stoggie96 / 04/22/2012 at 11:34am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Capteen / 04/22/2012 at 8:17am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
by ultraattitude / 04/22/2012 at 3:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as the abominable snowman. FML
by Andrew7847 / 04/22/2012 at 1:24am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Gennifer / 04/22/2012 at 1:20am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML
by JurassicHole / 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm / United States / Health
by Jenn P / 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm / United States (Texas) / Love
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one…