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Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by beleria (woman) - United States
Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 9:22am - love - by Dave (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 9:00am - misc - by hoggypig -
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by leprechaun23 - United States (Ohio)
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by AngryLittleMan - United States
Today, I'm at home sick and someone is moving into the apartment above ours. Judging by the sounds and level of noise, they seem to be opening some sort of woodworking shop. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by whirlednews - United States
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by Gitana (woman) - Spain (Navarra)
Today, I realized just how awful my relationships have been when I discovered I emotionally connect with women on Jerry Springer. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 2:14pm - love - by Coquette (woman) - United States
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by Capteen (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as the abominable snowman. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 1:24am - health - by Andrew7847 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out my fiancé has been cheating on me for the past month. The lady he has been seeing is a choreographer that was teaching him how to dance salsa for our wedding rehearsal. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 1:20am - love - by Gennifer - United States (New Jersey)
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