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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. After she left, they told me they disapprove of her because of her supposedly lower social class. Now I have to either dump her or lose the money they set aside to pay for my university tuition. FML
by Anonymous / 04/27/2012 at 2:01pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/27/2012 at 11:24am / United States / Love
by noname / 04/27/2012 at 8:04am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I brought several bags of soda cans to the store to cash in. I hadn't shaved, and my coat had fur all over from my cat rubbing on it. The lady in front of me turned around, looked at my bags and me and said, "It's a lot of money people throw away, isn't it?" Apparently, I look homeless. FML
by AndyAnonymous / 04/26/2012 at 8:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by bucktooth / 04/26/2012 at 7:04pm / United Kingdom / Health
by crazyk2468 / 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
by unfortunate / 04/25/2012 at 12:50am / Sweden / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML
by Jaclk / 04/24/2012 at 5:28pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by suhleedah18 / 04/24/2012 at 2:49pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezed the detergent bottle and it made a noise like a woman's orgasm. After laughing, I realised that I'm probably too immature to be washing my own clothes. FML
by mmmtortilla / 04/24/2012 at 10:03am / Spain (Pais Vasco) / Intimacy
by Sad Sally / 04/24/2012 at 7:22am / United States / Health
by jessica071509 / 04/24/2012 at 1:42am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by hjkashld / 04/23/2012 at 9:48pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML
by beleria / 04/23/2012 at 6:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
by pathetic / 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm / Poland (Mazowieckie) / Geek
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…