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Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone seemed interested, and was especially curious to know if I could "model" it for him, in "stockings and suspenders." FML
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On 04/30/2012 at 11:50am - intimacy - by NotAModel (woman) - United States
Today, I fell asleep during a job interview as it was taking place over the phone. FML
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On 04/30/2012 at 9:28am - work - by jobless (woman) - United States
Today, while at work as a cashier, I tried to be sweet and ID an elderly man buying a bottle of wine. He responded by calling me a "blind-ass bitch" and calling my manager for "harassing" him. FML
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On 04/30/2012 at 5:24am - work - by zomg - United States (Florida)
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
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On 04/30/2012 at 4:25am - intimacy - by kdehshaden (woman) - United States
Today, I gave a homeless guy a dollar. Instead of a simple "Thank you" I got an unwanted hug. I can't wash the pee smell off me. FML
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On 04/30/2012 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML
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On 04/30/2012 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States
Today, I was looking through my roommate's room trying to find a DVD, when I stumbled upon a bundle of pictures of me showering and sleeping. FML
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Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States
Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knocked me flat on my ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in my car, driving back home. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 6:44pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 5:21pm - work - by wowzers0889 - United States (New York)
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Matt (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I had to explain to a customer how our hotel charged his card even though he has never stayed with us. Apparently his wife is a regular customer. I can't help but feel like a home-wrecker. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by Steve - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 2:52am - health - by mark807 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by poo4brains - New Zealand (Canterbury)
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