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by jobless / 04/30/2012 at 9:28am / United States / Work
by zomg / 04/30/2012 at 5:24am / United States (Florida) / Work
by kdehshaden / 04/30/2012 at 4:25am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/30/2012 at 12:44am / United States (California) / Kids
by ShadowJack / 04/29/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
by Tashie01 / 04/29/2012 at 6:10am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Elise / 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/28/2012 at 6:44pm / United States / Health
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
by wowzers0889 / 04/28/2012 at 5:21pm / United States (New York) / Work
by Matt / 04/28/2012 at 2:28pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by Steve / 04/28/2012 at 9:57am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by mark807 / 04/28/2012 at 2:52am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by poo4brains / 04/28/2012 at 12:42am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
Today, I was walking down the street, when an aging lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she had pickpocketed me of my wallet. FML
by Anonymous / 04/27/2012 at 9:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML
by yosenfal / 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm / United Kingdom (Plymouth) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…