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redfishbluefish2
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 October 1995 (17 years)
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Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27595) - you deserved it (1897)

On 03/17/2013 at 11:14pm - work - by Ihatemyjob (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

#19764456
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I agree, your life sucks (24767) - you deserved it (13487)

On 06/10/2012 at 5:16am - love - by fernie vazquez - United States (California)

Today, while at my cosmetics job, an elderly lady came up to me asking for a product. I told her we had a smaller size and a larger size for a better deal. She told me she wanted the smaller size because she'd "probably be dead" before she finished that one. I laughed. She was serious. FML

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72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18040) - you deserved it (3345)

On 06/10/2012 at 4:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

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On 06/09/2012 at 9:54am - health - by WTF (woman) - Australia (South Australia)



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