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by Anonytard / 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 10:47am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, I took a nap in my car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat, watching me sleep. Apparently, he'd managed to unlock the door with a wire hanger. FML
by ShelterForTheHomless / 01/13/2014 at 10:31pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by loganHchrist / 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2013 at 12:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
by OuchImAMoron / 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by AshleyRose24 / 11/23/2013 at 3:02am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Ellie / 10/09/2013 at 7:15pm / United States (Kansas) / Work
by Ihatemyjob / 03/17/2013 at 11:14pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by fernie vazquez / 06/10/2012 at 5:16am / United States (California) / Love
Today, while at my cosmetics job, an elderly lady came up to me asking for a product. I told her we had a smaller size and a larger size for a better deal. She told me she wanted the smaller size because she'd "probably be dead" before she finished that one. I laughed. She was serious. FML
by Anonymous / 06/10/2012 at 4:47am / United States (Washington) / Work
by WTF / 06/09/2012 at 9:54am / Australia (South Australia) / Health
by ohno / 03/25/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…