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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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    46%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    29%
  • One more and it's business time

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Redfishbluefish2's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

By watersport - / Wednesday 10 March 2010 17:56 / United States

Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 13 February 2014 15:47 / United States - Kennett

Today, I took a nap in my car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat, watching me sleep. Apparently, he'd managed to unlock the door with a wire hanger. FML

By ShelterForTheHomless - / Tuesday 14 January 2014 03:31 / United States - Anaheim

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

By loganHchrist / Thursday 9 January 2014 00:53 / Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 29 November 2013 05:53 / United States