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Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2743) - you deserved it (6398)

On 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24210) - you deserved it (2040)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19366) - you deserved it (5353)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

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On 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm - love - by Cheese4men - Canada (Alberta)