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  • Town/Country : Portland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 395185
  • Number of comments : 3692
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

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On 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37032) - you deserved it (5760)

On 04/08/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by Zxz - Canada

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

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On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33010) - you deserved it (3129)

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