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  • Town/Country : Portland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 395446
  • Number of comments : 3692
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37012) - you deserved it (14781)

On 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power cummed back on. His response was, ( But we have Netflix. )

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I agree, your life sucks (38303) - you deserved it (5886)

On 04/08/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by Zxz - Canada

today I couldn't fine mah hairbrush anywhere; I endd up having to brush mah hair with a fork . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19457) - you deserved it (6545)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States

yesterday I found Jesus!! The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on car!! mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34225) - you deserved it (3231)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)



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