About redbluegreen : Bath bombs and cursing.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
redbluegreen's favorite FMLs
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
by Anonymous / 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm / United Kingdom (Portsmouth) / Miscellaneous
by Zxz / 04/08/2013 at 5:51pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by jemila / 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
by Obsessed / 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML
by skywayavenue / 03/19/2009 at 1:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
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