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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 December 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 393
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About rate_ya : Tupac is my baby boy

I love people, they are so interesting and never fail to amaze me. I love the study of the mind...

I'm a happy person :D

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Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

#18657042
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42980) - you deserved it (9117)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

#18559363
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42548) - you deserved it (5092)

On 12/20/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Pimpleeater (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35802) - you deserved it (18842)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, I came home from work to my 3 year old daughter sniffing the rug in the living room. When I asked her what she was doing she said "Daddy smell this." So I went, got on my knees and bent down to smell it and she pushed my face in the dog crap smeared in the rug. FML

#18049596
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30013) - you deserved it (6795)

On 10/22/2011 at 10:06pm - kids - by me - United States (Maine)

Today, my five-year-old daughter came home from school. It was cold and she was very tired. I said, "Take off your socks and blow your nose." She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML

#18044688
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22649) - you deserved it (16775) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/22/2011 at 8:40am - kids - by titoutou222 - France

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

#18043699
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16864) - you deserved it (47885)

On 10/22/2011 at 2:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16903) - you deserved it (46015) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16904) - you deserved it (30686)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

#13799884
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16047) - you deserved it (33496)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:30am - health - by sweet_stufz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

#3025655
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45689) - you deserved it (19112)

On 06/19/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by ilikeirishducks (woman) - Italy

Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

#253900
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79209) - you deserved it (7743)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by missy (woman) - United States (New York)



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