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Today, I Won 10,555 Dollars On Scratch Cards! My Sister Got Me To Do A Happy Dance And Filmed It. The Video Is On Facebook And The Tickets Were Fake. FML

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On 10/12/2009 at 9:21am - money - by Dora (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wantd to make it a realistic as possible but endd up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a ( documentary ). The branch snapped an I fell out of the tree an onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML

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On 10/09/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , My Grandma Went To Get Birthday Gifts 4 My Twin Sister An Me. She Returned With 2 Shirt That Read "I See You've Met The Twins" In Big Letter Acros The Chest. She Gave Them To Us An Said , "Isn't This Cute? 'cause You're Twins!" I Then Had To Explain To Her What The Shirt Was Actually Referring To. FML

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On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Taday While Having Sex I Realizd Two Things. First , I Can't Remember The Last Time My Boyfriend Gave Me An Orgasm , And Secondly I Think The Curtains Slightly Clash With The Duvet Cover. I Was More Annoyd With The Second One. FML

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On 08/14/2009 at 2:33pm - intimacy - by vicgal - Canada (British Columbia)

I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I lerend that because of mah new medication, I can either avoid getting malaria, or have a male yeast infection !! I'm stuck in Africa 4 the next two months, and have to sit down to pee because I don't want to rritate mah penis by touching it !! fat FML

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On 08/10/2009 at 2:27am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Ghana (Volta)

Today I ooked up wit te guy I've been seieng . Apparently e doesn't believe in condoms an took it off witout my knowing; I didn't realize until after . Wen I asked im in orror y e would do suc a ting e said ( I love you . I want you to ave my cild . ) It ad been our second date . real FML

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On 08/09/2009 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by SoniaLovesYou - United States (North Carolina)



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