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Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a ( documentary ). The branch snapped an I fell out of the tree an onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML
Today , My Grandma Went To Get Birthday Gifts 4 My Twin Sister An Me. She Returned With 2 Shirt That Read "I See You've Met The Twins" In Big Letter Acros The Chest. She Gave Them To Us An Said , "Isn't This Cute? 'cause You're Twins!" I Then Had To Explain To Her What The Shirt Was Actually Referring To. FML
Taday While Having Sex I Realizd Two Things. First , I Can't Remember The Last Time My Boyfriend Gave Me An Orgasm , And Secondly I Think The Curtains Slightly Clash With The Duvet Cover. I Was More Annoyd With The Second One. FML
Today, I lerend that because of mah new medication, I can either avoid getting malaria, or have a male yeast infection !! I'm stuck in Africa 4 the next two months, and have to sit down to pee because I don't want to rritate mah penis by touching it !! fat FML
Today I ooked up wit te guy I've been seieng . Apparently e doesn't believe in condoms an took it off witout my knowing; I didn't realize until after . Wen I asked im in orror y e would do suc a ting e said ( I love you . I want you to ave my cild . ) It ad been our second date . real FML
Friday 27 March 2015