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Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house. We got our tent pitched up, stove ready and roll-out bed out. He then said, "I'm just gonna go for a walk." It had been about an hour before I decided to go find him. He had walked home to play CoD. FML
by AnnoyedWoman / 08/17/2014 at 6:19am / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Love
by honeybunny90 / 12/28/2013 at 3:23am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Eri_Midori / 12/24/2013 at 9:57pm / United States (California) / Animals
by pompomkiwi / 12/24/2013 at 1:09am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Cat Piss / 12/15/2013 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML
by mooselord / 12/05/2013 at 12:41pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 12/04/2013 at 11:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/29/2013 at 3:23am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML
by Seriously_Scaredy_Cat / 11/27/2013 at 2:08am / United States / Animals
by jazopalchris / 11/25/2013 at 6:42pm / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
by jack s.b. / 11/14/2013 at 5:15pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Thomas / 11/11/2013 at 12:20pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a panic attack when a huge spider ran over my hand. I screamed, wailed, and killed it with a shoe while shouting. Ten minutes later, police slammed on my door. My neighbor called them, saying it sounded like someone was being murdered. FML
by katchoo / 11/03/2013 at 2:34am / Denmark / Animals
Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML
by nl4 / 11/01/2013 at 7:55pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/29/2013 at 1:01pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love