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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 637
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML

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On 02/22/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by holycow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML

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145 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 6:32am - misc - by Dude (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

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On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version



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