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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Raisonbread's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

By Crystal / Saturday 10 January 2009 08:21 / France

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 26 November 2010 06:44 /

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

By Heyy / Wednesday 24 November 2010 17:55 / United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

By horn-y - / Tuesday 23 November 2010 18:23 / United States

Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 November 2010 08:07 / Canada