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  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 November 1999 (14 years)
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Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML

#21133488
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32501) - you deserved it (5065)

On 05/07/2014 at 7:06pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML

#21131587
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48632) - you deserved it (16269)

On 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML

#21131094
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40925) - you deserved it (4143)

On 05/05/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by melmel (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML

#21130812
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47267) - you deserved it (5629)

On 05/04/2014 at 8:13pm - love - by Wowthanks - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML

#21129926
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38457) - you deserved it (3125)

On 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm - misc - by shylahrc - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to drive to India. Thinking he meant Indiana, I said sure, knowing I have friends there. He said, "Bangladesh, India, here we come!" He was serious. FML

#21128139
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36105) - you deserved it (6481)

On 05/01/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by GAGirl1 (woman) - United States

Today, I hurt my back, and now I have to lie on my stomach for twenty minutes every hour so I can ice the pain. My boyfriend won't stop using my ass as bongo drums every time. FML

#21127987
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40080) - you deserved it (6972)

On 05/01/2014 at 1:31pm - misc - by booty backfire - United States

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she's been sleeping with him. FML

#21126504
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54102) - you deserved it (3343)

On 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm - love - by loserman - United States (Texas)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of three years. I worked my ass off planning everything down to a T. It seemed perfect, until I actually proposed, at which point I was rejected and dumped, in front of my family, friends and two coworkers. FML

#21126146
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49532) - you deserved it (5247)

On 04/29/2014 at 10:18am - love - by willstaysingle (man) -

Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

#21124599
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42082) - you deserved it (6641)

On 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm - kids - by nh-Amazon - United States (Texas)

Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML

#21122867
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49712) - you deserved it (9943)

On 04/25/2014 at 5:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I met a cute guy, and everything went great. After a while, he asked me for my number and I gave it to him. Now he won't stop texting me, asking for pictures of my toes. FML

Today, my great-grandmother uttered the phrase, "Just because I'm gray up here, doesn't mean I'm gray down there!" FML

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107 comments

Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, and hit him over the head with a pan. FML



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