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rainbowmeteor
  • Town/Country : Parma, Italy
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 November 1999 (13 years)
  • Number of visits : 193
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About rainbowmeteor : I live in Italy, though my nationality is Hungarian. I'm born in November :p
I'm only 13, so Im not sure some people would accept that on here.
Anyway, my passion is drawing and I love to meet new people my age.
If you wanna get to know me better, message me :)

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Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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On 03/12/2012 at 10:55am - misc - by gengiskarn69 (man) - United States

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

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On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML

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153 comments

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On 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
281 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

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On 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mother used global warming as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML

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On 02/10/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium (Brabant Wallon)

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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On 02/08/2012 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

#18841081
224 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML

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185 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 8:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

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188 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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205 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
187 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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70 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 7:01am - health - by Girl-of-very-little-brain (woman) - Canada

Today, with the cost of craft supplies that ended in a DIY fail, then a costume and overnight shipping, I have now spent $90 to obtain a $10 hat and vest for my daughter to play a cow in the school Christmas play. She will say "Moo" three times with 5 other cows before leaving the stage. FML

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108 comments

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On 12/24/2011 at 9:38am - kids - by Broke Mama (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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