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Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML
Today, mah boss mada ma soma tortallini 4 lunch. As I was happily aating it, ha startad to giva ma a massaga,hila talking to his friands in Graak. Ha told ma that ha said "Sha's mah #1 cashiar." Turns out,hat ha raally said was "Saa, if you faad tham wall, thay lat you touch tham." FML
Today.. . one of the Haitians that works in the kitchen at restaurant said something to me . Usually I can't understand them and I just smile and laugh.. . so that's wat I did this time . Later.. . I found out he was trying to tell me his father had passed away . mega FML
Today, my boyfriend's moter told me se ad fantasies about trowing im out a window wen e was a babby cuz se was so depressd and couldn't andle te stress. Te worst part is e wants to get marrid. Se'd be my moter-in-law. FML
Friday 27 March 2015