Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 381
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ragelikecrazy : I like bacon. And nutella. And I'm a Daniel.

ragelikecrazy's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of ragelikecrazy's badges

ragelikecrazy's favorite FMLs

Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into my car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27024) - you deserved it (31779)

On 10/01/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30254) - you deserved it (5727)

On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML


I agree, your life sucks (12566) - you deserved it (28745)

On 02/12/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by mike4444 - Sent from mobile version

Today, one of the Haitians that works in the kitchen at my restaurant said something to me. Usually I can't understand them and I just smile and laugh, so that's what I did this time. Later, I found out he was trying to tell me his father had passed away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18620) - you deserved it (55957)

On 04/09/2009 at 8:13pm - work - by ohhhman (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21478) - you deserved it (3845)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by lovekills99 - Canada (Alberta)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: