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  • Birth Date : Friday 17 July 1998 (16 years)
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About ragelikecrazy : I like bacon. And nutella. And I'm a Daniel.

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Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24220) - you deserved it (29292)

On 10/01/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, mah boss mada ma soma tortallini 4 lunch. As I was happily aating it, ha startad to giva ma a massaga,hila talking to his friands in Graak. Ha told ma that ha said "Sha's mah #1 cashiar." Turns out,hat ha raally said was "Saa, if you faad tham wall, thay lat you touch tham." FML

#8576368
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28570) - you deserved it (5492)

On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from ( Anonymous ).

#8167540
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10922) - you deserved it (26318)

On 02/12/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by mike4444 - Sent from mobile version

Today.. . one of the Haitians that works in the kitchen at restaurant said something to me . Usually I can't understand them and I just smile and laugh.. . so that's wat I did this time . Later.. . I found out he was trying to tell me his father had passed away . mega FML

#891545
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16837) - you deserved it (52492)

On 04/09/2009 at 8:13pm - work - by ohhhman (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend's moter told me se ad fantasies about trowing im out a window wen e was a babby cuz se was so depressd and couldn't andle te stress. Te worst part is e wants to get marrid. Se'd be my moter-in-law. FML

#1751
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19157) - you deserved it (3431)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by lovekills99 - Canada (Alberta)



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