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ragelikecrazy
  • Town/Country : Baconville, Baconadia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 July 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 279
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ragelikecrazy : I like bacon. And nutella. And I'm a Daniel.

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Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

#13760701
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6236) - you deserved it (26529)

On 11/08/2010 at 1:07am - animals - by yay! - United States (Arizona)

Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into my car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML

#13274886
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21524) - you deserved it (27141)

On 10/01/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML

#8576368
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24768) - you deserved it (4986)

On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

#8167540
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9192) - you deserved it (22769)

On 02/12/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by mike4444 - Sent from mobile version

Today, one of the Haitians that works in the kitchen at my restaurant said something to me. Usually I can't understand them and I just smile and laugh, so that's what I did this time. Later, I found out he was trying to tell me his father had passed away. FML

#891545
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15854) - you deserved it (50672)

On 04/09/2009 at 8:13pm - work - by ohhhman (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

#1751
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16569) - you deserved it (3036)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by lovekills99 - Canada (Alberta)



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