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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2367
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About radmuffin : I absolutely love the morons on here who start arguments with complete strangers. Thank you very much for the entertainment. :)

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Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML

#8769205
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20727) - you deserved it (3486)

On 03/02/2010 at 7:38am - intimacy - by virginmary - Reserved

Today, after finalizing my divorce, I decided to go out with a guy I had been ogling for months, after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar, I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment, his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML

#8741180
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23399) - you deserved it (7557)

On 03/01/2010 at 2:30am - intimacy - by Lovejunkie (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

#8726872
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14219) - you deserved it (17507)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Joel_28 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7754) - you deserved it (55627)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML

#8712644
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23906) - you deserved it (2198)

On 02/28/2010 at 6:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML

#8712644
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23906) - you deserved it (2198)

On 02/28/2010 at 6:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother who is 75 years old just told me and my sister that we are adopted. I'm 45 years old and my sister is 49. FML

#8654763
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27150) - you deserved it (1895)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by cmendez - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35096) - you deserved it (5021)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

#8612395
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24798) - you deserved it (4306)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

#8587939
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7516) - you deserved it (31330)

On 02/23/2010 at 1:33pm - kids - by geeb - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

#8565371
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24656) - you deserved it (6715)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML

#8563536
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23415) - you deserved it (3958)

On 02/22/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by notworthit (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5788) - you deserved it (44234)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

#8516806
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29834) - you deserved it (7051)

On 02/21/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by jerrid - United States (California)

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

#8512491
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11155) - you deserved it (41018)

On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States



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