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Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML

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On 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm - kids - by sadmommy - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

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On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
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On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

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On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)



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