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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 January 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 770
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rabbittboi : Random Useless Info:

I read fluent typo, but don't tolerate laziness, or 'creative' slaughterings of the language.

Morals have nothing to do with religion: don't tell me about your god. I won't tell you about mine.

The Oxford English Dictionary is my bible. I am proud to say I own the full twenty volume set of the OED.

I'd rather read the book than watch the flick.

I'm not tall. I'm not heavy. I'm 5'5" tall and I weigh in at 118 pounds.

I graduated from high school at 16 and have just finished a BA in Writing.

I love many genres of music. Mushroomed is playing as I type this. Metal, Rock, Pop, Jazz, Classical and Opera are all on my iTunes. They pretty much get equal playtime.

I play the piano.

Love ginger guys, metal heads, geeks and intellectuals. Combine any of the above.... I'm into you even more... Combine all of them, and let's date and see if we have the chance of an alright-ever-after.

Sure, send a message. I'll probably reply.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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rabbittboi's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

#17516529
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41292) - you deserved it (2854)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML

#17388781
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23125) - you deserved it (3330)

On 08/06/2011 at 4:39pm - kids - by Tabby (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55416) - you deserved it (4261)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

#3055426
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13767) - you deserved it (88863)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38155) - you deserved it (20378)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

#52
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28701) - you deserved it (22899)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version



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