About rabbittboi : Random Useless Info:
I read fluent typo, but don't tolerate laziness, or 'creative' slaughterings of the language.
Morals have nothing to do with religion: don't tell me about your god. I won't tell you about mine.
The Oxford English Dictionary is my bible. I am proud to say I own the full twenty volume set of the OED.
I'd rather read the book than watch the flick.
I'm not tall. I'm not heavy. I'm 5'5" tall and I weigh in at 118 pounds.
I graduated from high school at 16 and have just finished a BA in Writing.
I love many genres of music. Mushroomed is playing as I type this. Metal, Rock, Pop, Jazz, Classical and Opera are all on my iTunes. They pretty much get equal playtime.
I play the piano.
Love ginger guys, metal heads, geeks and intellectuals. Combine any of the above.... I'm into you even more... Combine all of them, and let's date and see if we have the chance of an alright-ever-after.
Sure, send a message. I'll probably reply.
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Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 4:39pm - kids - by Tabby (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
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On 06/20/2009 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
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On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
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On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
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On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version
Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version
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