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About rabbittboi : Random Useless Info:
I read fluent typo, but don't tolerate laziness, or 'creative' slaughterings of the language.
Morals have nothing to do with religion: don't tell me about your god. I won't tell you about mine.
The Oxford English Dictionary is my bible. I am proud to say I own the full twenty volume set of the OED.
I'd rather read the book than watch the flick.
I'm not tall. I'm not heavy. I'm 5'5" tall and I weigh in at 118 pounds.
I graduated from high school at 16 and have just finished a BA in Writing.
I love many genres of music. Mushroomed is playing as I type this. Metal, Rock, Pop, Jazz, Classical and Opera are all on my iTunes. They pretty much get equal playtime.
I play the piano.
Love ginger guys, metal heads, geeks and intellectuals. Combine any of the above.... I'm into you even more... Combine all of them, and let's date and see if we have the chance of an alright-ever-after.
Sure, send a message. I'll probably reply.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
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