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rabbittboi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 January 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 989
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rabbittboi : Random Useless Info:

I read fluent typo, but don't tolerate laziness, or 'creative' slaughterings of the language.

Morals have nothing to do with religion: don't tell me about your god. I won't tell you about mine.

The Oxford English Dictionary is my bible. I am proud to say I own the full twenty volume set of the OED.

I'd rather read the book than watch the flick.

I'm not tall. I'm not heavy. I'm 5'5" tall and I weigh in at 118 pounds.

I graduated from high school at 16 and have just finished a BA in Writing.

I love many genres of music. Mushroomed is playing as I type this. Metal, Rock, Pop, Jazz, Classical and Opera are all on my iTunes. They pretty much get equal playtime.

I play the piano.

Love ginger guys, metal heads, geeks and intellectuals. Combine any of the above.... I'm into you even more... Combine all of them, and let's date and see if we have the chance of an alright-ever-after.

Sure, send a message. I'll probably reply.

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rabbittboi's favorite FMLs

Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML

#18956321
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27346) - you deserved it (8471)

On 01/30/2012 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by idrathernotgiveoutmyname (woman) - Canada

Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML

#18895505
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20370) - you deserved it (3181)

On 01/23/2012 at 11:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34802) - you deserved it (5294)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML

#18625590
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36161) - you deserved it (5561)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by ericane27 - United States

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML

#18369717
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30482) - you deserved it (1836)

On 11/27/2011 at 8:07pm - misc - by wow - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

#18355458
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26442) - you deserved it (3507)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:38am - misc - by meeeeeee - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13356) - you deserved it (59509)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35823) - you deserved it (3363)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37377) - you deserved it (19318)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42048) - you deserved it (8085)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33443) - you deserved it (15295)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

#18086799
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37300) - you deserved it (8503)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML

#18078195
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33732) - you deserved it (5224)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:43am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

#18036451
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25811) - you deserved it (4535)

On 10/21/2011 at 1:42am - animals - by Dv0829 - United States (Utah)



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