About rabbittboi : Random Useless Info:
I read fluent typo, but don't tolerate laziness, or 'creative' slaughterings of the language.
Morals have nothing to do with religion: don't tell me about your god. I won't tell you about mine.
The Oxford English Dictionary is my bible. I am proud to say I own the full twenty volume set of the OED.
I'd rather read the book than watch the flick.
I'm not tall. I'm not heavy. I'm 5'5" tall and I weigh in at 118 pounds.
I graduated from high school at 16 and have just finished a BA in Writing.
I love many genres of music. Mushroomed is playing as I type this. Metal, Rock, Pop, Jazz, Classical and Opera are all on my iTunes. They pretty much get equal playtime.
I play the piano.
Love ginger guys, metal heads, geeks and intellectuals. Combine any of the above.... I'm into you even more... Combine all of them, and let's date and see if we have the chance of an alright-ever-after.
Sure, send a message. I'll probably reply.
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by idrathernotgiveoutmyname / 01/30/2012 at 9:50pm / Canada / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 11:46pm / United States / Love
by anon / 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by ericane27 / 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
by DocBastard / 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm / United States / Kids
by wow / 11/27/2011 at 8:07pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by meeeeeee / 11/26/2011 at 10:38am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Dickhead / 11/25/2011 at 10:02am / Lebanon / Intimacy
by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 12:34am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
by HOe HOe HOe / 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
by Me / 10/27/2011 at 2:40am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
by Anonymous / 10/26/2011 at 1:43am / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML
by Dv0829 / 10/21/2011 at 1:42am / United States (Utah) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found… Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers,…