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by KAAALIS / 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML
by superfkd / 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
by PicturePerfect / 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by ihavepinkbackpac / 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Stixchop / 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by iFail / 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by TheEnglishOne / 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML
by Poopy / 01/12/2009 at 11:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy