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by KAAALIS / 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML
by superfkd / 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
by PicturePerfect / 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by ihavepinkbackpac / 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Stixchop / 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by iFail / 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by TheEnglishOne / 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML
by Poopy / 01/12/2009 at 11:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during… Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to spank the ferret in bed and spray me while singing… Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the…