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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 April 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2110
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About purpleamandapand : A small town girl in Ontario, Canada. Young, in high school, spending my time reading other people's misfortune :)

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purpleamandapand's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent 5 hours preparing dinner for my fianc''s grandparents, whom I've never met. At dinner, his grandmother says to him, "If you're going to pick someone to spend the rest of your life with, at least make sure she can cook." I'm the executive chef at a 4 star restaurant. FML

by chefdujour / 03/15/2009 at 12:56am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

by hlev24 / 03/02/2009 at 7:11pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money