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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 March 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 222
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About purebliss7 : a proud wife and devoted mommy:)

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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, my 4 year old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML

#17528012
164 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

#16591385
194 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 4:09am - work - by lilben (man) - United States (California)

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

#16416160
167 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 10:59am - health - by skigal24 - United States (Illinois)

­Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

#15726248
172 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML

#14393948
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On 12/30/2010 at 9:09am - intimacy - by georgiahick -

Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML

#13998291
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On 11/27/2010 at 10:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229
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On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229
191 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in a video chat with an old friend who I haven't talked to in years, and my mom walks in. The first thing she says is, "Did you close the toilet after you pooped? Cause today on the news I heard that your poop particles can fly up to 25 feet, landing on your toothbrush." FML

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On 10/01/2009 at 9:09pm - health - by Poop (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML

#3960027
167 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 7:35pm - love - by OneYearMistake. (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

#1131048
190 comments

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On 04/19/2009 at 8:17pm - animals - by yuckspider (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML

#834791
157 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my first (and only true) date ended with the girl saying "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". FML

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