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Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28007) - you deserved it (2496)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43154) - you deserved it (7975)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version



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