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Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

By Fire_Crotch - / Saturday 14 August 2010 06:27 / Canada

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 23 November 2010 17:35 / Canada

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

By nicolette5785452 / Tuesday 16 November 2010 15:34 / United States

Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML

By Icey_dan1 / Sunday 10 October 2010 15:16 / France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

By Darkheaven / Monday 17 November 2008 11:27 / France