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by anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 10:18am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML
by essay2 / 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
by unicorn / 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by FullOfNick / 09/10/2011 at 3:11am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by b3ardown23 / 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Mattador / 09/06/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by thatoneguy / 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 8:05am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by dragos_dgt / 09/02/2011 at 3:48am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Work
by Bigpoppa0507 / 08/31/2011 at 10:02am / Canada / Health
Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by KayDayParade / 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm / United States / Money
by Bobby ray slice / 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Gross... / 08/16/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by Username / 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see… Today, I decided to surprise my wife at her softball game. I saw her distinctive motorcycle jacket… Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on…