This member hasn't filled in their description.
promarkchris's FML badges
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML that was successfully published on the website. This makes you an exceptional human being.
promarkchris's favorite FMLs
by sigh / 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by scarletscarface / 03/29/2012 at 11:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML
by loveinanelevator / 02/13/2012 at 7:03am / Health
by DarkDolly / 02/04/2012 at 11:39am / France / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm / India / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/17/2011 at 2:47am / Miscellaneous
Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML
by Oily / 12/16/2011 at 4:08am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Kids
Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML
by djkimmaz / 12/03/2011 at 6:23am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/23/2011 at 4:36am / United States / Health
by ledon / 11/15/2011 at 11:15pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML
by Anonymous / 11/08/2011 at 6:33pm / United States / Transportation
by imy / 10/18/2011 at 11:01am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML
by kemando / 10/06/2011 at 6:20am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…