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priscilla_28
  • Town/Country : The Valley*, California, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 March 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 3046
  • Number of comments : 238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About priscilla_28 : I love to read and watch movies. I'm a bit shy at first, I'm silly and random(so they say). I like to smile. Peace is my thing homie. :) I speak my mind but I don't like to hurt peoples feelings, I'm quiet and thoughtful when I'm not being stupid. I just love people that can make me laugh.

I'm the redhead by the way

Movies: action.comedy.romance.action
Shut up and don't distract me. When i'm watching a movie I get into some kind of zone... a 'movie zone'.
Music: love it! indie, rock, classical, I'm into everything.
The beat is what attracts me initially, afterwards I just happen to know the lyrics too.
Books: I can usually tell by the first three pages of the first chapter. I usually go for drama, romance or mystery... which ever captures my attention first.

Add me on Myspace :
www.myspace.com/many_kisses_from_me_to_u
Twitter : @christieT_123
Feeling chatty? IM me at : titina_2800@hotmail.com
Gosh, I sound like some kind of AD :\

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Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

#15215941 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (32805) - you deserved it (15706)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my husband decided to imitate Borat and shout "Very Nice! I Excite!" while having sex. He's also decided that it was ingenious and does it every single time, the entire time. FML

#15205638 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (24928) - you deserved it (3868)

On 03/05/2011 at 9:19am - intimacy - by mrssagdiyev (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059 (299)

I agree, your life sucks (29856) - you deserved it (17307)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

#15059457 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (29297) - you deserved it (9705)

On 02/21/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

#15034868 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (30123) - you deserved it (6001)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML

#15011813 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (18864) - you deserved it (2738)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:22am - health - by no more tp -

Today, I went to the vending machine, put in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. FML

#15006025 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (18358) - you deserved it (6742)

On 02/16/2011 at 6:58pm - misc - by CandyMachine (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

#15002281 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (38214) - you deserved it (4872)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Lovenem (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my Dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

#14998029 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (37827) - you deserved it (2815)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (7188) - you deserved it (43415)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

#14975268 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (35176) - you deserved it (2935)

On 02/14/2011 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by bleu_noir (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night... It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML

#14974628 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (27542) - you deserved it (4879)

On 02/14/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by Emily (woman) - France (Auvergne)

Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML

#14973308 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (29018) - you deserved it (3246)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

#14944221 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (25319) - you deserved it (13794)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by Keith walk - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother got me to guess who she spent the night with. I then find out it was the gas station guy. The same creep that I've been complaining about because he hits on me every time I go get gas. Good pick Mom. FML

#14907704 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (24485) - you deserved it (2105)

On 02/09/2011 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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