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prettyinpunk1025

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prettyinpunk1025

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prettyinpunk1025
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 October 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6233
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About prettyinpunk1025 : Hey the name is Sam... If you want to know anything about me, or just want to chat, send me a message. Although I'm usually on the app, so it may take me a while to respond.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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prettyinpunk1025's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML

#11806163
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37268) - you deserved it (4667)

On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

#11434783
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95758) - you deserved it (6360)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML

#11225858
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62225) - you deserved it (7627)

On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to talk to this hot guy in my law school contracts class. His response? "I'm no fashion expert, but I don't think you're supposed to wear purple underwear with white pants. Not that it matters, though, because your zipper is wide open." FML

#10604830
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18404) - you deserved it (37541)

On 05/18/2010 at 1:22am - love - by Dana422 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, me and a couple of friends decided to go camping in a national park . When we got there, a ranger came up to us and said, "There have been many sightings of coyotes, don't worry, if they charge you, they'll bluff and flee at the last moment." We met a coyote, it didn't bluff. FML

#10594461
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30267) - you deserved it (3455)

On 05/17/2010 at 7:00pm - misc - by Coyote (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, fifteen minutes after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that you're smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it's good if you have something interesting to say." Check please. FML

#9643258
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45484) - you deserved it (7995)

On 04/05/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Hate2Date (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after thinking I smelled the aroma of stale alcohol, I asked my husband, who is a recovering alcoholic, if he has been completely honest with me about all that he has been doing. Bracing myself to hear about his fall off the wagon, I instead heard a confession of adultery. FML

#9327043
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34892) - you deserved it (4279)

On 03/23/2010 at 10:51am - intimacy - by BadtoWorse (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

#9152447
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37239) - you deserved it (4238)

On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

#9122302
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49530) - you deserved it (4370)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML

#9029119
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35404) - you deserved it (2183)

On 03/12/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by abby0019 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

#8927721
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30818) - you deserved it (6267)

On 03/08/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by dead - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year old girl." FML

#8781729
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30136) - you deserved it (2871)

On 03/02/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by JackG - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

#8775610
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28510) - you deserved it (2576)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML

#8770884
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10985) - you deserved it (40208)

On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML

#8361510
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41885) - you deserved it (3562)

On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)



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