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prettyinpunk1025
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5305
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About prettyinpunk1025 : Hey the name is Sam... If you want to know anything about me, or just want to chat, send me a message. Although I'm usually on the app, so it may take me a while to respond.

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prettyinpunk1025's favorite FMLs

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

#19561833
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14628) - you deserved it (52382) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

#19376586
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22952) - you deserved it (4595)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

#19355667
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19935) - you deserved it (9743)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26836) - you deserved it (2756)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML

#19343817
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37777) - you deserved it (2493)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by ohno - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29849) - you deserved it (3218)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

#19336672
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27981) - you deserved it (10542)

On 03/24/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by purple - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

#19335521
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26088) - you deserved it (5415)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

#19335521
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26088) - you deserved it (5415)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me with whiskey in his mouth. It felt like my genitals were on fire. FML

#19324348
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25307) - you deserved it (6143)

On 03/22/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

#19301849
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11259) - you deserved it (55961)

On 03/18/2012 at 4:46pm - misc - by waitwhat (man) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

#19299897
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28964) - you deserved it (3149)

On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML

#19293658
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20387) - you deserved it (3773)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by babysheets (man) - Uruguay (Montevideo)

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

#19293540
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21186) - you deserved it (7032)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

#19293540
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21186) - you deserved it (7032)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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