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  • Town/Country : Sikeston, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 March 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I realised that I've been deployed for far too long, when I caught myself looking down the cleavage of a mannequin wearing a bathing suit. FML

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On 05/25/2012 at 12:03pm - misc - by Lonely_Army (man) - Qatar

Today, I decided to get my ass in shape and went to the gym. I got motion-sickness on the elliptical. FML

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On 01/11/2012 at 7:31pm - health - by tbw (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML

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On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML

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81 comments

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On 09/29/2011 at 1:44pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

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On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML

#17694165
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On 09/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by all5fingers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

#17686086
143 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:23am - health - by pottie69 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML

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On 08/30/2011 at 10:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

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On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

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147 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

#17575849
93 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 6:16am - money - by Topher (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML

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236 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by Kendal - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML

#17549982
136 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by WTFwhywouldyoudothat - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

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On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States



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