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Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opend the car door for her, and out of habit, pushd down on her head as she got in. real FML

#20037909
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37309) - you deserved it (10864) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND FOUND MAH LIST OF WOMEN I'VE HAD SEX WITH, COMPLETE WITH THE RATINGS I'D GIVEN THEM. THE LIST IS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. SHE'S ONLY THE HIGHEST RATD, SHE'S LAST ON THE LIST. FML

#20024660
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11546) - you deserved it (153876)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my aunt borrowed my favorite shirt. Don't worry, she returned it. Complete with jizz stains. mega FML

#20024649
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34581) - you deserved it (3323)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:28pm - intimacy - by itwasmyfavoriteshirt - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with yur boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make u get dressed, and demand what u have to say 4 yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. big fat FML

#20022504
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16875) - you deserved it (34814)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by shelby124 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

#20019911
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29727) - you deserved it (4556)

On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I had a chat with my husband, an I convincad him to try baing mora spontanaou to spica up our sax lifa. This avaning, ha burst into our badroom with an ayapatch on, an "saductivaly" growlad, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wanch." FML

#20015589
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14874) - you deserved it (38612)

On 08/11/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at work, I decidd to make thing more interesting, so when I calld people I usd a fake accent. As I was using an Australian accent, the person I was talking to askd me where in Australia I was from. I desperately replid, "Where the kangaroo are..." I'm now jobless. FML

#20011862
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6092) - you deserved it (34181)

On 08/09/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by sincerely depressed. - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH INSANE BOSS DECIDED I POOP TOO MUCH. NOW, EVERY TIME I GO TO THE BATHROOM, HE FOLLOWS ME IN AND TRIES TO GET ME TO HURRY UP BY READING PASSAGES FROM 50 SHADES OF GREY. FML

#20009332
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29148) - you deserved it (3152)

On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked lyk an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked lyk an uncircumcised penis. FML

#19981127
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25258) - you deserved it (2022)

On 07/24/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by Uncircumcised Penis - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. real FML

#19959638
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24902) - you deserved it (5596)

On 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by cortanaisahobot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11444) - you deserved it (38208)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

today I cama homa in taars aftar mah boyfriand admittd to chaating on ma. My dad told ma to sit down an tall him avarything. Ha's pratty accantric, so I wasn't fazd whan ha puttd on a pair of sunglassas. Whan I stoppd talking, I noticd his mouth was slightly agapa an ha was snoring. FML

#19934341
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26006) - you deserved it (2434)

On 07/13/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by heartbroken (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , mah boyfriend an I were in bd making out!! He then trid to unhook mah bra!! After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully , he shoutd ( Fuck you , bra! ) before hiding his face in the pillows!! FML

#19877341
201 comments

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On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML

#19869749
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26291) - you deserved it (9067)

On 06/30/2012 at 2:21am - intimacy - by mpsteve137 - United States (Georgia)



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