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Today, after celebrating my birthday yesterday, getting really drunk, I woke up naked in the bathroom at my girlfriend's house. Why did I wake up? Her father walked in. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 8:42am - misc - by littmild (man) - Norway (Telemark)
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)
Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by ScarredForLife (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
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On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML
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On 08/04/2009 at 3:55am - love - by Ouchithurt (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML
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On 04/17/2009 at 2:12am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I had horrible pains in my stomache area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML
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On 04/14/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by blehh (man) - United States
Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. FML
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On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, I found out I won a 20 000 dollar scholarship. After celebrating with my family by jumping around the room for a half-hour, we realized it was addressed to someone else with the same last name. When we called to tell her, she said it was weird because she had received my rejection letter. FML
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On 03/14/2009 at 9:44am - money - by stillpoor (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
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On 03/02/2009 at 7:11pm - money - by hlev24 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)
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