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pil_84
  • Town/Country : sylvan lake, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 November 1984 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 115
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey. Except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51452) - you deserved it (3349)

On 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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94 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 6:20pm - health - by danman (man) - United States

Today, after my girlfriend has recently become obsessed with the serial-killer show, Dexter, she has grown an interest in cutting up pomegranates in many different ways and squirting the red, blood-like juice everywhere. I am now afraid to argue with her. FML

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On 12/15/2012 at 7:33am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my doctor finally prescribed me some medication for my arthritis. The cap was insanely well-secured, and my hands were too racked with pain to get it off. FML

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75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19610) - you deserved it (895)

On 12/09/2012 at 3:03pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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