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phuck19

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2022
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About phuck19 : Not much about me. Auto technician, martial artist, inspirational character. Fun to talk to or if questions is needed just ask. Have a awesome day!

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Visits<b>Metashock</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 6:42am<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 1:53pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 2:30pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 9:36pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 4:55pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 6:33pm<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 1:35pm<b>Mightyrif</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 8:15am<b>umerin</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 8:07pm<b>petrolhead</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 6:31pm<b>luxlarius</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 10:54am<b>Christinesayyys</b> - the 12/16/2013 at 11:27pm<b>The_9th_Doctor</b> - the 08/27/2013 at 8:01pm<b>SuperTroll187</b> - the 04/01/2013 at 7:35pm

Fucked!<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 7:54pm

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phuck19's favorite FMLs

Today, I was being chased by the cops, not because I'm a criminal but because I thought the SUV with red and blue lights was an ambulance, not a police officer trying to pull me over. I kept weaving out of his way for 5 minutes before I finally figured it out, and got my first ever ticket. FML

Today, at my house party, I caught my boyfriend having sex with my best friend. His excuse? He wanted to be better in bed for me. FML

#21402521
106 comments

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38661) - you deserved it (2784)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

#21399378
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31106) - you deserved it (2491)

On 04/25/2015 at 6:34am - love - by a critically injured shitehawk (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, it's been three months since my sister broke her car, meaning she couldn't get to work, and I've giving her money every month so she could buy food and so on. I just found out that her workplace is less than 200 metres from where she lives. FML

#21381106
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28348) - you deserved it (4337)

On 03/25/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Julie - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

#21378013
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32216) - you deserved it (53)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by Fred - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML

#21371903
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35149) - you deserved it (3920)

On 03/10/2015 at 3:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML

#21370427
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90) - you deserved it (2573)

On 03/08/2015 at 10:41am - animals - by no salt, no burning, just STFU (man) - United States

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43268) - you deserved it (19595)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86) - you deserved it (23)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML

#21366066
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45952) - you deserved it (2111)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, away at college, I called my grandmother to hear how she was doing after her knee surgery. She ended up talking about Hooters and how I should work there because of my "rare body". When I mentioned I've been studying computer science, earning a 3.8 GPA, she replied, "But you're a girl." FML

#21361518
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34563) - you deserved it (2909)

On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44406) - you deserved it (4024)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his new medication, which has essentially killed any sex drive he had. It has also been about two weeks since I stopped mine, making me hornier than ever. FML

#21352626
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34429) - you deserved it (3515)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:32am - intimacy - by myself - United States

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

#21349366
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14659) - you deserved it (38305)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:45pm - health - by februarymarchapril (woman) - United States (Texas)



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