About phuck19 : Not much about me. Auto technician, Locksmith, inspirational character, soccer player. Fun to talk to or if questions is needed just ask. Have a awesome day!
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by occam's pube-razor / 09/05/2015 at 12:26am / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
by fuck / 07/24/2015 at 12:44pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen so I went to work. On my walk to work a girl pulls up on my bike and says I need to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. Hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass as police surround me and accuse me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML
by Hey_Buddy_ / 06/10/2015 at 11:38pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by sianydiddle / 04/30/2015 at 6:36pm / Intimacy
by RBergman / 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML
by a critically injured shitehawk / 04/25/2015 at 6:34am / United Kingdom (York) / Love
Today, it's been three months since my sister broke her car, meaning she couldn't get to work, and I've giving her money every month so she could buy food and so on. I just found out that her workplace is less than 200 metres from where she lives. FML
by Julie / 03/25/2015 at 1:42am / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Love
by Fred / 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML
by no salt, no burning, just STFU / 03/08/2015 at 10:41am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by kysier / 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work
Today, away at college, I called my grandmother to hear how she was doing after her knee surgery. She ended up talking about Hooters and how I should work there because of my "rare body". When I mentioned I've been studying computer science, earning a 3.8 GPA, she replied, "But you're a girl." FML
by Anonymous / 02/23/2015 at 2:45am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous