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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 January 1993 (22 years)
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Today, roommate, wo appens to be a writer, got so pissd off at is editor tat e got drunk, wrappd is arms around waist, an only stoppd wen I agred to spoon im!! Tis is not te first time tis as append eiter!! FML

#20989886
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37866) - you deserved it (5215)

On 12/12/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

#20985281
222 comments

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On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

yesterday mah girlfriend broke up with me through mah birthday card. FML

#20871364
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62979) - you deserved it (3705)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by brycepetrillo - United States (Florida)

TODAY, MY BEST FRIEND CONFESSD TO ME THAT SHE'S A LESBIAN. SHE QUICKLY ADDD, ( OH, DON'T WORRY, I DON'T LIKE YOU. YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTIVE. ) FML

#20871260
81 comments

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On 09/07/2013 at 10:17am - misc - by ...thanks (woman) - United States

Today , I got fired from my job at an age care facility cuz I was too nice to my residents. My boss told me "They're deaf , blind and about to jump head first into the grave. We don't pay you to be kind." real FML

#20842873
155 comments

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On 08/18/2013 at 7:43am - work - by sweet23 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a coworker complimentd me on loosing wiegt, and said tat se wisd se could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassd to tell er tat te only reason I've lost wiegt is cuz I aven't been able to afford to eat. FML

#20775505
110 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 2:20am - work - by shouldbehappyiguess (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, as I was getting out of mah car, an old an obese lady walked up to me an called me an ( inconsiderate heartless bitch ) for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see mah wheelchair.

#20698730
135 comments

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On 06/01/2013 at 2:21am - misc - by regstl - United States (Oregon)

Today, at karate, sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

#20698551
144 comments

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On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY... MY FRIENDS AND I WENT OUT 4 DRINKS. I'M THE ONLY ONEHO'S ACTUALLY 21 OR OVER... AND THEY HAVE FAKE IDS. NOT ONLY WAS I THE ONLY ONE TO BE CARDED... THE BARTENDER THOUGHT THAT MY ACTUAL ID WAS FAKE. I GOT KICKED OUTHILE MY FRIENDS KEPT DRINKING. MEGA FML

#20697496
79 comments

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On 05/31/2013 at 2:47pm - misc - by whyme - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was out on a family walk, when I overhered two women talking to each other. One of them was wondering how a kid with such good looking parents an grandparents could be so ugly. That kid is my daughter. fat FML

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

#20662485
193 comments

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On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

today I proposd to mah grlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheerd 4 us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement did down, she leand over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML

#20622674
149 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 5:17am - love - by Anonymous -

TODAY I WAS ADMITTED TO THE HOSPITAL 4 CHRONIC CONSTIPATION!! I HAVE TO SHARE A ROOM WITH TWO OTHER GRLS WHO ARE ALSO HAVING BOWEL PROBLEMS!! WE'RE ALL ON STRONG LAXATIVES AND THERE'S APPARENTLY ONLY ONE BATHROOM IN THIS PLACE!! FML

#20613283
101 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 3:10pm - health - by shatMyself - United States

Today, It's My Birtday. My Family Putted A Bouquet Of Balloons Outside My Room 4 Me To Find Wen I Woke Up. I Walked Out Of My Room, Saw Te Balloons, Screamed, And Fell Down Te Stairs. Big Fat FML

#20587655
79 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 5:21am - misc - by really? - United States

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

#20587443
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60828) - you deserved it (20285)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)



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