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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 September 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1575
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About penicillin : I'm a gamer, an artist and a music addict. That's all you need to know.

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Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML


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On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my girlfriend that my grandma died, expecting to be comforted. She got mad at me for "stealing her thunder" because her cat died two days ago. FML


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On 07/10/2010 at 4:05pm - love - by thanksalot - United States

Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML


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On 03/15/2010 at 7:50am - health - by pizzaface (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML


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On 03/13/2010 at 10:17pm - health - by bobby - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML


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On 03/09/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by notanerd - United States

Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was 2, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML


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On 02/03/2010 at 12:03am - animals - by Brittany (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML


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On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML


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On 10/11/2009 at 12:16pm - animals - by traumatised (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML


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On 07/31/2009 at 9:51pm - work - by mandy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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