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  • Town/Country : Gorepolis, Murderland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 September 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1100
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About penicillin : I'm a gamer, an artist and a music addict. That's all you need to know.

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Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML

#16702433
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33687) - you deserved it (4734)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:17pm - money - by pookie99 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML

#16697911
152 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
227 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
227 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

#16687724
109 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Ari (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

#16683131
127 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 8:24pm - health - by DarkMaskDiva (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

#16287224
142 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

#13645028
71 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 12:52am - misc - by snoozlagist (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

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On 10/28/2010 at 12:27am - love - by heshay - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the library to pick up Romeo and Juliet, for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML

#13599206
117 comments

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On 10/26/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by skippy_liz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

#13559273
216 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

#13205428
65 comments

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On 09/26/2010 at 3:20am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML

#13120508
91 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

#12823670
142 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 4:10pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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