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  • Birth Date : Friday 2 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2082
  • Number of comments : 417
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About penguinazul : I'm a college senior; I'm getting my Bachelor's in English with an emphasis in Professional Writing. I enjoy spending time with my friends, writing, music, and animals. The end.

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Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML

#13153381
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21117) - you deserved it (7505)

On 09/22/2010 at 4:49am - work - by pizzacat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got the car of my dreams. My daughter also learned how to write her name. Now I have "LAUREN" across the side of my car. FML

#13030264
107 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 1:41am - kids - by llozano715 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31068) - you deserved it (28081)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was asked to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML

#13024683
97 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML

#12781273
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14663) - you deserved it (36794)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I tell him I just got my period, he impatiently says "Is it over yet?" FML

#11977098
127 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 2:38am - intimacy - by MandMandM (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37342) - you deserved it (9674)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

#8051668
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34643) - you deserved it (4503)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML

#8047557
113 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 9:56am - health - by caitplaysguitar (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

#8045354
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45137) - you deserved it (3042)

On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

#8042799
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27256) - you deserved it (3720)

On 02/09/2010 at 3:19am - kids - by matchristityler (woman) - United States (Texas)



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