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Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19535) - you deserved it (9316)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After about minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

#13787466 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (35738) - you deserved it (12164)

On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

#12731475 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (18822) - you deserved it (6267)

On 08/25/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by klutz (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

#12693453 (325)

I agree, your life sucks (5522) - you deserved it (47280)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

#12497360 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (6512) - you deserved it (31060)

On 08/13/2010 at 10:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

#12470997 (227)

I agree, your life sucks (743) - you deserved it (29532)

On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

#12438687 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (19325) - you deserved it (8802)

On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I discovered our AOL billing information. Turns out we've been paying for dial-up via automatic bill paying that we thought we cancelled in 2000. $1,800 later, we called to cancel. Customer service congratulated us on being loyal members for over 13 years. FML

#12266156 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (12837) - you deserved it (18508)

On 08/02/2010 at 1:23pm - money - by Jay (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally finished painting a house that took me 3 weeks to complete at 10 hours a day, including weekends, due to my dedication to perfection. When I went to meet with the homeowner for pay day, which was supposed to be $2000, he gave me $200, 5 tacos and then told me to "get the f*** off my lawn." FML

#12257246 (236)

I agree, your life sucks (31908) - you deserved it (3474)

On 08/02/2010 at 1:05am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

#12248112 (376)

I agree, your life sucks (6400) - you deserved it (49887)

On 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by manicmandy - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I tried to open the research paper I've been working on for the past month, only to discover that the entire file is permanently lost and can't be recovered. This is not the first time this has happened to this paper. FML

#12105075 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (18484) - you deserved it (10562)

On 07/25/2010 at 3:31pm - misc - by ScienceFail (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Carribean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML

#12096842 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (28166) - you deserved it (1666)

On 07/25/2010 at 1:45am - animals - by greaaaatt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML

#12095964 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (5600) - you deserved it (25409)

On 07/25/2010 at 1:06am - health - by one_BAMF - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730 (331)

I agree, your life sucks (19322) - you deserved it (35303)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

#11944390 (386)

I agree, your life sucks (10478) - you deserved it (38980)

On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)