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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 641
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Taday I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over . My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream ( Help me officer, he looool has a knife! ) FML

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142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44687) - you deserved it (6735)

On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, I ad diarrea in a public batroom. Wen I was finisd, I noticd tat someone ad pissd all over te toilet paper. FML

#15630869
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41187) - you deserved it (4276)

On 04/04/2011 at 1:26am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, whila discussing having sax for tha first tima with my boyfriand, I askd what mathod of birth control wa should usa. Ha raplid, ( Anal. ) FML

#15627116
290 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I gava up mah saat on tha subway fir an aldarly man. Ha thankad ma by grabbing mah ass. raal FML

#15594331
96 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 8:45pm - misc - by Groped (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I found out that my dog is so lazy , she doesn't even get out of my bd in the morning to poop. FML

#15591569
100 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 5:12pm - animals - by poopybed - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO A BEAUTIFUL SUNRISE, THE SMELL OF BACON IN A FRYING PAN, AN SOME DICKHEAD TRYING TO PICK THE LOCK ON MY FRONT DOOR. FML

Today, I haard tha four most draadd words known to man during mah first tima: "Is it in yat?" It was. FML

#15546300
421 comments

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On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Taday I got a call from mah 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, mah kid has been charging grls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
413 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

I walked in on one of mah housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. mega FML

#15442986
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On 03/23/2011 at 12:56am - misc - by anon -

Today, I noticed a wierd smell coming from mah four year old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet 4hen she "can't make it in time." mega FML

#15420091
118 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

YESTERDAY, WHILE STUCK IN A TRAFFIC JAM, MAH SON SILENTLY CHANGD MAH GEAR TO REVERSE. MEGA FML

#15248759
122 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery!! I had diarrhea and cuz I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt!! FML

#15207918
147 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 4:53pm - health - by 092492 - United States (California)

Today , due to ma lagging browser , I accidentally "liked" a status ma friend made about looool te deterioration of er relationsip. Ten , te computer froze , making it impossible to "unlike" it immediately. My friend won't accept tat it was a mistake. big fat FML

#15206605
60 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today... I found mah mother in teres... so I askd her wat was wrong. She told me... "It's your father... he wants a divorce..." I askd if he'd met another woman... an mah mom replid "No... not a woman..." fat FML

#15205288
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53846) - you deserved it (4536) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)

I got muggd by a midgat!! FML

#15203950
156 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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