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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 February 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 510
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44378) - you deserved it (6712)

On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

#15630869
129 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 1:26am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46690) - you deserved it (13854)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

#15594331
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34199) - you deserved it (4740)

On 04/01/2011 at 8:45pm - misc - by Groped (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML

#15591569
99 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 5:12pm - animals - by poopybed - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to a beautiful sunrise, the smell of bacon in a frying pan, and some dickhead trying to pick the lock on my front door. FML

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300
420 comments

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On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
404 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

#15442986
170 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 12:56am - misc - by anon -

Today, I noticed a weird smell coming from my four year old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet for when she "can't make it in time." FML

#15420091
119 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

#15248759
122 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML

#15207918
144 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 4:53pm - health - by 092492 - United States (California)

Today, due to my lagging browser, I accidentally "liked" a status my friend made about the deterioration of her relationship. Then, the computer froze, making it impossible to "unlike" it immediately. My friend won't accept that it was a mistake. FML

#15206605
60 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

#15205288
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52203) - you deserved it (4394) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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153 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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